Bye-Bye Bush Bash

The Last Ever Bye-Bye Bush Bash (Shoe Fest '09)
Saturday January 10, 2009, 9:30 PM to 3:00 AM
At the Russian and Turkish Baths, 268 E. 10 Street between 1st and A
Someone had to do it. All night long at the banya $35 (cheap!) Includes steam towels robes shorts slippers food drink entertainment and the chance to say an improper goodbye to the running-dog imperialist swine who have spent the last eight years in some sort of weird millenarian frenzy of greed and hatred, burning down the economy, raping the environment, denying vaccinations to poor children, alienating the whole world, "normalizing" torture, shoveling trillions of taxpayer dollar into the gaping hellmouth of the military-industrial complex, lying to Congress and the press, bombing Afghan weddings, and generally whoring OUR LAND out to the Texas oil industry. I feel like I'm leaving something out...
This is going to be a hell of a night, complete with illegal immigrants, gymnasts, atheists, gays, jews, blacks, weirdos, Hungarians, perverts, and preppies gone wrong (shudder.) Kept the price as low as I can - please please if you can use one of those big ugly PayPal buttons to pre-pay. I need to a)pay for the rental of the space b)buy vodka and c)build a "Throw-a-Shoe" booth. And for sanity's sake the Banya Boyz (hi Jack & Dima!) are capping the attendance... so get yer tickets now!
Seriously how can we bring the love (Obama!) if we don't cast out the hate? I've been waiting soooo long for this. Y'all come.

Bush Bash Tickets $35/pp

1 person $35.00 2 people $70.00 3 people $105.00